And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
cas + text posts
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
this is my favorite so far
11th doctor: haha…. got u good…. *dies*
Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
Yeah but what if when pureblood parents get annoyed with their ungrateful children they send them to muggle school for a month and after the first day they desperately plead with their parents like:
"Dad I can’t go back there they make me run”
"Please I know nothing about muggle history”
"There are letters in the math, Dad, PLEASE"
And the parents just smugly look down at their sobbing children like, “You just wait ‘til you have to use a computer”
"i don’t ship it but.."
"i hate the ship but…"
"it’s my notp but…"
"someone redraw with [preferred pairing]"
"[mistagged ship name]"
"it would have been better if it was [different ship]"
when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me